Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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