I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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