Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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