everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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