"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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