I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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