I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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