it's like iHOP with fire
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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