i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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