it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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