Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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