Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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