Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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