She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
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