I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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