I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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