Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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