We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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