yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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