Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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