Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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