i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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