Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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