Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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