and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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