This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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