why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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