Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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