The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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