That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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