Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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