Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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