OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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