I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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