I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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