turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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