I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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