Just fell off a train. Bad.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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