I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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