Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
BRING THE BAGELS
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
