stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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