pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Me too!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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