Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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