make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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