ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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