My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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