Me too!
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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