Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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