ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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