i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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