i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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