Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
