C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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