I think scott just propositioned me for sex
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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